I never did get to do one of these before. What better than a dirty sex meme to break you in?

This one is for Billy, you little cretin.

You must answer yes or no. You may not explain unless someone asks.

Have you ever...

Taken a picture naked? No
Made money illegally? Yes
Had a one night stand? No
Been in a fist fight? Yes
Slept with your best friend? No, and given that he was gay that probably would have been a difficult proposition, anyway.
Had sex in a public place? No
Ditched work to have sex? No
Slept with a member of the same sex? No
Seen someone die? Yes
Ran from the police? No...Yes. Whatever. Who's counting, anyway?
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there? Too many times
Worn your partners unmentionables? No
Fallen asleep at work? No
Used toys in the bedroom? No
Ran a red light? Yes
Been fired? Hah. You could say that, alright.
Been in a car accident? No
Pole danced or done a striptease? No
Loved someone you shouldn't? Maybe
Sang karaoke? Yes. Never again.
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? Yes
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No
Caught someone having sex? Yes
Kissed a perfect stranger? No
Shaved your partner? No
Given your private parts a nickname? No, but I should.
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes. Daring, aren't I?
Had sex on a roof top? No
Played chicken? No
Mooned/flashed someone? No
Do you sleep naked? No
Blacked out from drinking? No
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
Been with someone because they were in a band? No
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No
Shot a gun? Not that I recall.
Gone outside naked? No, but its on a to-do list somewhere.

Yeah, I bet you thought I was a whole lot more freaky than that, huh?

I'm going to punch you when I find you, Billy.

Oh. Also. Apparently getting mowed over in NYC is the ticket to a christmas party.

And if you're reading, I'm still holding you to the New Years thing. You know who you are.

1. Leave me a comment saying anything random, like your favorite lyric to your current favorite song. Or your favorite kind of sandwich. Something random. Whatever you like.

2. I respond by asking you three personal questions (okay, but not too personal, strangers and all that) so I can get to know you better.

3. You WILL update your LJ respond in the comments with the answers to the questions.

4. You will update your LJ, include this explanation, and offer to ask someone else in the post.

5. When others comment asking to be asked, you will ask them three questions.